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"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.
He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.
taked by txkyc May 29, 2019
Words you can keep
Tired + Baked
Results from extensive smoking

Also the grammatically incorrect past tense of take
BRO I'm takedddd
Taked by carccia December 11, 2016
Confess your sins to Jesus and He will relieve you, your burdens taked.
taked by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Take a Cruz 

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation
I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.
Take a Cruz by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

Pulled a Takei 

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.
Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.
Pulled a Takei by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Take and bake 

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.
Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying 

A cause started by Thuggizzle. This cause falls under the umbrella of Thuggizzle Cares founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying is a great program for kids.
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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