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Tired + Baked
Results from extensive smoking

Also the grammatically incorrect past tense of take
BRO I'm takedddd
Taked by carccia December 11, 2016
Confess your sins to Jesus and He will relieve you, your burdens taked.
taked by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Take a Cruz 

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation
I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.
Take a Cruz by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

Pulled a Takei 

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.
Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.
Pulled a Takei by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Take and bake 

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.
Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying 

A cause started by Thuggizzle. This cause falls under the umbrella of Thuggizzle Cares founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying is a great program for kids.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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