Definitions by mostlybored

straw head 

Someone who consumes the ground up, usually dried poppy plant, (the pods and/or stems) to get an opium buzz

If you think you won't get hooked on opium by just being a straw head then you're wrong.

straw head by mostlybored March 8, 2004

meat pie 

When the vagina mound is visible through tight0fitting clothing

Deanna Troi has a has a meat pie, so we affectionately refer to her as 'meat pie'.

meat pie by mostlybored March 8, 2004

dyke tyke 

A guy that likes to hang around lesbians. A male version of a fag hag.

Most of Harry's friends are lebians, but he isn't trying to get any action. I think he's a dyke tyke.

dyke tyke by mostlybored March 8, 2004

shit lit 

Literature of any sort suitable for reading when on toilet

Couldn't find any good shit lit so I ended up reading the back of a shampoo bottle.

shit lit by mostlybored March 8, 2004

anal expulsive 

A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit on everything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.

The film critic must be anal expulsive to go on and on so vehemently about the film's minor faults.

anal expulsive by mostlybored March 8, 2004

giving the dog a bone 

getting a blow-job. Popularized by the AC/DC song of the same title. Also a pet store chain.

I like to pick up girls at the 'Giving Your a Dog Bone' in the hopes that the store name will subconsciously make a girl want my bone.

giving the dog a bone by mostlybored March 8, 2004