after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
the dopest rapper out there. he from los angeles, where he started out in his band odd future, and became popular for his hit song yonkers in 2011. since then he dropped 5 albums: goblin, wolf, cherry bomb, flower boy, and igor, and every one of them is fire to this day. he writes every lyric and produces every beat in his songs, and has a dope ass clothing brand called golf wang. he also hella dope at skateboarding. he might be bi asf but its ight cuz he dope as fuck.
guy in a car: ayo put on that new tyler the creator
his homie: aint that nigga gay asf ??
guy in a car: yea he bi but he still fye
his homie: ight *plays potato salad*