txnse

(noun) Slow child who acts as if he is 7 years old (IQ typically less than 25)

"What kind of bread do you think they put on ice cream sandwiches?" asked txnse.

by ItsTotallySuperSnoice January 6, 2023

Shin Megami Tensei NINE

Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.

"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."

-Marsh, 2020

by The God of Mediocrity September 2, 2021

Tactical Ab Tense

Blowing all the air out of your lungs and tensing your abs as tightly as possible, to the point that you can barely speak. This is generally done at pool parties or the beach, in order to look like your waist is smaller and your body fat is lower than it actually is. This is particularly used by shirtless people when a photo is being taken of them or when their crush is nearby.

Greg: Dude do you want a beer
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.

by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

txnsionunlimited

When you accidentally make a furry kill themselves

did you hear about Johny? He pulled a txnsionunlimited!

by rocreature July 8, 2020

Tinsel Crown

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016

Shinra Tensei

A super-powerful move used by the Akatsuki member Pein (Nagato) that allows one to create a powerful blast that will push away anything. Pein uses it to completely destroy the leaf village, in addition to using it while fighting Kakashi, Choji, Jiraiya, Sage-Mode Naruto, and Kyuubi Naruto.

It can also be used in an everyday context to refer to someone getting completely destroyed.

Version 1: Pein used Shinra Tensei and completely fucked up the Leaf Village in Naruto.

Version 2: If you don't pay me back, I will go Shinra Tensei on your ass.

by KakaSensei June 12, 2011

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014