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Tansexual 

1. A person, usually in the pale variety, achieves a tan (artificial or natural)over any given period of time that merits a positive announcement of the occurrence.
"Tansexual" is used to express the realization of a not-so-attractive pale person looks a lot better with a tan.

2. The wrong way to spell "transsexual". This can happen when you type and or write the word too fast, for whatever reason.
1. "Damn, look at this picture of Cindy last winter."
"She used to be that pale? Gross"
"Yeah but look at her now, after she went to Florida for a week, she is so fine.
"Talk about a tansexual."

2. Billy_Bob210: 2day in town i saw a tansexual
Jimmybee501 : wtf r u talkin about?
Billy_Bob210: oops, i mean transsexual
Jimmybee501 : sick
Tansexual by Knight D April 16, 2007
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Tansexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to themselves in form of clones or alternate reality versions of themselves.
You: You're Tansexual too?
Clone: Yup.
You: You're hot.
Clone: Let's fuck.
You: Hell yeah!
Tansexual by Tansexual March 25, 2019

taesexual 

Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS
Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

taysexual 

A person who is straight but gay for Taylor Swift
I didn't know I was taysexual until I saw her live in reputation stadium tour.
taysexual by cansuu May 20, 2020

Taesexual 

Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)
Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"
Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021

tacosexual 

A word for someone who is sexually attracted to tacos. Most, if not all Tacoists are tacosexuals.
Jim:Why are you looking at tacos on the internet?
Jose:What are you saying? Are you saying I'm a tacosexual?
tacosexual by The Taco King November 22, 2013

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.
Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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