reed

A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.

Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.

by Adoring Fan November 19, 2007

reed

the nigga who finna fuck that bitch payton crouse

A-"ay yo im tryna hit that payton bitch?"
B-"na she w reed g"
A-*😔😔😔

by justfactsngl October 02, 2019

reed

A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"

by tehbanaynay June 04, 2014

reed

a pot smoking jew who is lazy.

look at that reed kid with his afro

by theunknowndog1 November 04, 2010

reed

The word reed is fisrtly a water plant which grows on bank of rivers, but also can be used as an insult which is to call someone a (geek) or someone who is abnoxious.

"your such a freakin reed, get out of my life and shut up!"
or
"hey reed why dont you go and eat a decroded piece of crap"

by Adam Batty March 21, 2006

reed

a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds

"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."

by slimthicc69 October 26, 2017

reed

To be minimally hung. Typically, men with this name are also hermaphrodites. In rare cases, a reed will possess an entirely foreign sexual organ, alien to our planet and completely useless to the female, although quite stimulating among gay males.

I just had the worst sex ever. He was such a reed.

by oldjames198322 May 07, 2010