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The correct spelling of the contraction of the words "it" and "would".
Some people make the mistake of placing the apostrophe in between the "T" and the "W". Those who make such mistakes are clearly imbeciles.

Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."
'twould by Q_Man May 4, 2006
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The wrong spelling of t'would.

T'would is a contraction for "it would."
T'would be awesome if people could spell t'would correctly (aka not 'twould).
'twould by fofinafab April 23, 2006
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having triple the size of a boulder(big butt)
yo reed got a twould
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a contraction of "it would"
That would utterly own!

Twould indeed!
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The act of two things being twisted together to become one.
Never twound brown liquor and clear liquor together !
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Have a great weekend tworld!
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'Twouldn't 

A (most likey) legit word, along with 'twould've, that was popular in the Shakespearean time. Means: it would not. Just fancier. And more legit.
'Twouldn't be so hard for Mady to save money if she just believed in Jasmine's vocabulary. 'Twould've saved her a lot of time and money she spent owing Jasmine a milkshake...
'Twouldn't by fli;ehb;lvkah;sliefg December 11, 2011
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