Twold

A gay man, commonly above 30, that stills looks like a Twink.

- Hey, it's kinda dark but I think that twink is winking at me.
- That's not a twink, that's Josh, my chilhood friend.
- Damn! He's a twold then.

by Alonxii February 21, 2023

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

by Samchester April 12, 2013

Twolini

When you go to your grandfathers' wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can't stand up straight for a week afterwards.

Oh man, I've got a real bad case of twolini. I don't think I can go to work today.

by DeerlordJ September 24, 2016

Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.

Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"

by MathVideoGamesSoccerOLEINDIA July 30, 2019

Volun-told

When someone volunteers you with out the option of you saying no.

your mom volun-told you to babysit on a Saturday night.

by Jackie Kushner February 17, 2009

Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

by RJPSYR September 1, 2009

twoadin

Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.

I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.

by G Murda August 4, 2007