twoddle

Load of old rubbish, nonsense

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006

twoddle

load of old rubbish as in a book or programme

that film was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 5, 2006

Nob-Twoddle

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.

That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!

by sosoverysick March 18, 2010

toddler rage

When a toddler has reached the end of their patience & flies into a rage.

The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.

by Starchylde May 25, 2016

toddlebrity

A Toddlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.

That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too busy being a toddlebrity to follow us back.

by Tiffani Thiessen February 21, 2018

Toddlers Socks

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020

Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011