twoché 

When someone earns two touchés in a row, the second one becomes a twoché.

Tom: Hey Nick, you sort of look like Thom Yorke.
Nick: No, I have 2 proper eyes.
Tom: Touché.
Nick: Technically, he has 1 1/2 eyes.
Tom: Twoché.

twoché by Tomo-L August 12, 2008

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

twocer 

1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.

The car was taken by a dirty twocer.

twocer by Little Liz November 26, 2003

Twouchebag 

A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.

"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."

"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."

Twouchebag by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008

tooche 

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

tooche by principe62 March 26, 2009

twoccer 

Joyrider, car thief. Comes from the police definition that a car has been "Taken Without Owners Consent"- T.W.O.C. Hence Twocced= Stolen. Twoccer=joyrider (Bradford uk)

some little twoccers nicked me bloody car!

twoccer by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005

toche 

The male equivalent of a cunt pronounced toe-ch

Dude why is that guy being such a toche right now?

toche by roy the destroyer00 July 15, 2011