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Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.
That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!
twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006
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1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.
The car was taken by a dirty twocer.
twocer by Little Liz November 26, 2003
n. from twoc; a person who commits acts of theft.

While it's a pretty general description, it's usually applied to pubescent kids from a lower-class background. Examples can be found loitering in groups (they're rarely seen alone) in areas where security guards won't chase them away in most British towns on weekends.

They can be easily identified by their appearance; a cap (either NY Yankees or fake Burberry) covering hair plastered down with too much gel; a face in dire need of some Clearasil; a hoodie, probably in a light colour and sporting the logo of a major sporting-goods manufacturer (so obviously not skater-wear); a pair of tracksuit (see tracksuit monkeys) bottoms tucked securely into their socks to a) show off their trainers (no matter how lame they are) and b) allow them to drop any small items they steal down their pants safe in the knowledge that they won't fall out the bottom.
Ugh; check out the twocers hanging around Woolworths waiting for the security guard to go away so they can put some pick-n-mix down their pants.
twocer by Seej January 24, 2004
Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.
That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!
twocker by pink girrafe February 21, 2006
A Northern English term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as Kevs and Neds. They are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. They apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. The word originates from TWOC meaning 'taking without consent'
That twocker has just beaten that OAP for her pension money
twocker by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006
stolen, thieved ,nicked, half inched. Derived from T.W.O.C- Taken Without Owners Consent (British Police term)
someone's twocced my lighter init!
twocced by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005
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