one's and two's

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low

Let's keep this on the one's and two's

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Wanna run two's?

Refers to the action of splitting the cost of a big meal in pairs of two's.

That's a little expensive man, you guy's wanna run two's?

by NotoriousHakim August 3, 2017

Two's day

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?

1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"

by Larry Rat Dance Potter February 26, 2019

two's up

Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".

I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"

by Little Alf September 8, 2016

stick two CD's in the same slot

Another reference to when two dudes try to stuff both of their man meat into a chick's pussy. I'm not sure where the origin came from, but I heard the term used on Eminem's response to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed".

"...When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot."

-Eminem "The Warning"

by banan14kab March 27, 2011

Droppin two's

The act of putting up the 2-fingered peace sign. Usually signifying a person's exit.

Steve: "Hey man, wanna hang out some more tonight?"
John: "Nah man, I shouldn't. I gotta get home and go to bed."
Steve: "Alright dude."
John: "Droppin two's, man."

by Decimotox October 25, 2009

Two's or Dudes

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011