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Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".
I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"
by Little Alf February 18, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)
ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe
by Phillian June 08, 2005
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two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice
i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!
by nick williams January 12, 2009
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A song by Australian Rock N Roll band AC/DC on their 1988 album Blow Up Your Video
The other day I was listening to Two's Up...what a killer track!
by accadaccadefinitions April 16, 2010
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