twizzle dick 

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

twizzle dick by WesinHF June 15, 2018

Twizzler Dick 

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

Twizzler Dick by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Twizzler Dick 

Twisted dicks in a shape that looks like a braid. Braided Dicks.

Oh shizzle they twisted their dicks into a Twizzler Dick

Twizzler Dick by nodankmemes November 25, 2019

thizzle dick 

when a man pops a e-pill, and his dick shrivels up when u take thizzles aka. e pills, E,X, ecstacy, beans, ECSTACY.
its probably one of the most heart saddening things for a guy.


TIP: never let a girl see it, u will get endless shit from them, for she will tell EVERYBODY

Ant: ah these pills are the shit man

Ted: ya but my thizzle dick is unbelivable i almost wanna cry.

Ant: dont worry bro i kno how u feel.

thizzle dick by mash potatoes October 6, 2008

Tizzle dick 

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

Tizzle dick by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022

dick twizzler

1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).

2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.

*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl

Whether it's for go or for show, she's a pro if she knows the Dick Twizzler!

dick twizzler by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

Dick Twizzler by scivibes August 20, 2025