twizzle dick
twizzle dick by WesinHF June 15, 2018
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Twizzler Dick
Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
Twizzler Dick by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Twizzler Dick by nodankmemes November 25, 2019
thizzle dick
when a man pops a e-pill, and his dick shrivels up when u take thizzles aka. e pills, E,X, ecstacy, beans, ECSTACY.
its probably one of the most heart saddening things for a guy.
TIP: never let a girl see it, u will get endless shit from them, for she will tell EVERYBODY
its probably one of the most heart saddening things for a guy.
TIP: never let a girl see it, u will get endless shit from them, for she will tell EVERYBODY
Ant: ah these pills are the shit man
Ted: ya but my thizzle dick is unbelivable i almost wanna cry.
Ant: dont worry bro i kno how u feel.
Ted: ya but my thizzle dick is unbelivable i almost wanna cry.
Ant: dont worry bro i kno how u feel.
thizzle dick by mash potatoes October 6, 2008
Tizzle dick
Tizzle dick by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022
dick twizzler
1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).
2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.
*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl
2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.
*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl
dick twizzler by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006
Dick Twizzler
Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all
Dick Twizzler by scivibes August 20, 2025
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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