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Twittle Twattle 

Look at how big her Twittle Twattle is!!
Twittle Twattle by masteraustin March 17, 2010

Twittle My twat 

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.
I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!
1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)
1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"
twattle by brentionary March 17, 2009
A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously known to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.
If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.
Twattle by WingardiumLoliosa April 24, 2018
The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)
"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"
twittle by brentionary March 17, 2009