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twitterchod 

Amalgamation of a popular Hindi profanity and twiiter.

Can be used for a person whose tweets make you feel like quitting twitter altogether.
Can also be used for tweeples whose tweets are incomprehensible and ambiguous.
Can also be used for person who has nothing to do but tweet every next second.
Saala haramkhor twitterchod, tere baap ki timeline hai kya??
twitterchod by vanihba September 29, 2011
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Twitterphobia 

The fear of someone having an opinion other than yours
Jenifer: Hey remember Becky from middle school

Julie: OMG she had so much Twitterphobia
Twitterphobia by chillychili March 30, 2021

Twitterwhore 

Someone who notifies everybody on twitter about eveything that happens. even if its not interesting at all
Jon:Omg i saw a bird i need to post this on twitter
Ryan: Dude jon your such a Twitterwhore
Twitterwhore by skeet bro May 14, 2009

twittercide 

Deleting/wiping everything on your Twitter page, effectively committing social networking suicide on Twitter.
My friend committed twittercide when she realized nobody cared about the boring things she does. Her real-time useless information will be missed.
twittercide by rtil August 10, 2009

twitterholic 

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).
Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic
twitterholic by KeatonTech March 30, 2008

twitterphobia 

When you are hesitant to follow someone of Twitter because of the fear that they will not follow back.
I have total twitterphobia about following people, they just never follow back!
twitterphobia by humzamumtaz512 March 14, 2012

Twittercide 

Being eliminated from a position or social setting in the wake of posting stupid and/or offensive crap on Twitter.
"Always-On" Adam Orth became a victim of Twittercide today, being let go from Microsoft after managing to piss off nearly any XBox gamer with his dumbass #dealwithit remarks.
Twittercide by heavyweightboxer April 10, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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