twitterchod

Amalgamation of a popular Hindi profanity and twiiter.

Can be used for a person whose tweets make you feel like quitting twitter altogether.
Can also be used for tweeples whose tweets are incomprehensible and ambiguous.
Can also be used for person who has nothing to do but tweet every next second.

Saala haramkhor twitterchod, tere baap ki timeline hai kya??

by vanihba September 29, 2011

Twitterphobia

The fear of someone having an opinion other than yours

Jenifer: Hey remember Becky from middle school

Julie: OMG she had so much Twitterphobia

by chillychili March 30, 2021

Twitterwhore

Someone who notifies everybody on twitter about eveything that happens. even if its not interesting at all

Jon:Omg i saw a bird i need to post this on twitter
Ryan: Dude jon your such a Twitterwhore

by skeet bro May 14, 2009

twittercide

Deleting/wiping everything on your Twitter page, effectively committing social networking suicide on Twitter.

My friend committed twittercide when she realized nobody cared about the boring things she does. Her real-time useless information will be missed.

by rtil August 10, 2009

twitterholic

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).

Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic

by KeatonTech March 30, 2008

twitterphobia

When you are hesitant to follow someone of Twitter because of the fear that they will not follow back.

I have total twitterphobia about following people, they just never follow back!

by humzamumtaz512 March 14, 2012

Twittercide

Being eliminated from a position or social setting in the wake of posting stupid and/or offensive crap on Twitter.

"Always-On" Adam Orth became a victim of Twittercide today, being let go from Microsoft after managing to piss off nearly any XBox gamer with his dumbass #dealwithit remarks.

by heavyweightboxer April 10, 2013