twitterholic 

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).

Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic

twitterholic by KeatonTech March 30, 2008

twitterlicious 

Anything so delicious that you are compelled to post a tweet and/or photo on Twitter; It could be a person, food, or cleverly worded phrase.

That girl is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a hot girl or hot guy); This bananas foster is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a flaming dessert)

twitterlicious by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014

Twittaholic 

One who is addicted, generally self diagnosed or by a friend/colleague, to twitter. That is, one who cannot live without it.

Man, you're such a twittaholic! Get off Twitter and do something with your day!

Twittaholic by C - rad November 18, 2009

twitterholinsomniacs 

Derived from twitterholic and insomniac, kinda like twitterhol(insomnia) umm.. ic.

@tweet Don't go to sleep. Stay up with me and the rest of the Twitterholinsomniacs. <---new word. Dope.

twitterholinsomniacs by bwilstyle May 22, 2010

twitterflicking 

1. v. The act of Tweeting. Often used as a hash-tag to indicate that there was no meaning for the Tweet aside from the desire to have Tweeted.
2. To describe the act of one using (flicking) their Twitter account.

I just saw a rhinoceros today at the zoo. #twitterflicking. Man, Betty flicks her twitter like 50 times a day. "Whatcha doin on your phone there?" "Aaww nuthin, just twitterflicking."

twitterflicking by Platinumperk April 21, 2011

twitterhole 

Lame, snooty, pretentious, show-off, over-paid, nerdy tech employees living in San Francisco. Usually employed by tech companies like Twitter or they just spend time in a dorm/hack house in South of Market starting another you've-never-heard-of company.

Person 1: "Hey man, lets go to this bar in SoMa, its a chill spot! "
Me: "No, thanks. I dont wanna be seeing anymore Twitterholes, I've had enough for today. "

twitterhole by Evilinc2001 September 14, 2016

twitterphobic 

when you touch grass instead of spending your whole life on tw*tter.

user i forgot the name of: im twitterphobic guys sorry i touch grass

twitterphobic by ai ai aishidove August 19, 2022