twitterhole 

Lame, snooty, pretentious, show-off, over-paid, nerdy tech employees living in San Francisco. Usually employed by tech companies like Twitter or they just spend time in a dorm/hack house in South of Market starting another you've-never-heard-of company.

Person 1: "Hey man, lets go to this bar in SoMa, its a chill spot! "
Me: "No, thanks. I dont wanna be seeing anymore Twitterholes, I've had enough for today. "

twitterhole by Evilinc2001 September 14, 2016

twitterlove 

Showing praise or thanks through name reference, and direct messages toward a person or place on sites like twitter.

Even all these weeks later, there's still a lot of twitterlove for MJ. He's still a trending topic.

twitterlove by bigTlittleODD July 28, 2009

twitterphile

N

A person who updates twitter at least 5 times an hour, every day. Often this person links their twitter account to their facebook account, causing the News Feed to be filled with only updates from them.

Derrick Wright is the biggest twitterphile I know.

twitterphile by Lord Guthrie April 22, 2009

Twitterwhore 

Someone who notifies everybody on twitter about eveything that happens. even if its not interesting at all

Jon:Omg i saw a bird i need to post this on twitter
Ryan: Dude jon your such a Twitterwhore

Twitterwhore by skeet bro May 14, 2009

twitterholic 

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).

Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic

twitterholic by KeatonTech March 30, 2008

Twitterable 

Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.

I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!

Twitterable by NtiaMoah May 5, 2009

Twitterwoke 

Just some hella stupid kids & ayeee go say their political news and information is solely sourced from twitter and they think theyre woke

That kid Austin is hella twitterwoke, what a fuck!

Twitterwoke by Jfvjh bjj November 14, 2016