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twitter-twat

Anyone who "twitters".

This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.
Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."

Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"
twitter-twat by Beech_nuts September 23, 2009
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twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
twitter-twat by maja2000 June 6, 2017

Twitter Twat 

A person who tweets far too often
That bitch is on twitter all day, what a twitter twat.

twitter twat 

A no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on Twitter.
A complete loser.
Becky has become a twitter twat
twitter twat by mangonzo April 28, 2010

Twitter Twat 

A disease you get from flashing your pussy too much on twitter.
I have to dump my girlfriend.
Why?
She's go Twitter Twat, man...
Twitter Twat by Master Drakontis October 5, 2010

Twitter twat 

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!
Twitter twat by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat
The Twitter Twat by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009
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