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TwitterTwat 

A complete twat , who believes he is adding value to the world by tweeting incessantly about his/her mundane life!

Part of the "Get a Life you Twat" Inititiative
"I had Kelloggs for breakfast ..." What a TwitterTwat!
"My poo is green...." What a TwitterTwat!
TwitterTwat by TwatMD June 22, 2010
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TwitterTwat 

A person who tweets ignorant thing on Twitter.
Did you see the crap TwitterTwat posted today...doesn't know up from down, left from right or in from out. Completely ignorant of real things in real time.
TwitterTwat by DonaDonut February 10, 2017

TwitterTwat 

A new awesome Twitter client made especially for Twats to use.
Cdf12345 "Hey guys, what Twitter client should I use to tweet?"
RockStarr "TwitterTwat, for the sure, since you are a twat and all."
TwitterTwat by RockStarrBuffy January 23, 2009

Twitterpated 

Twitterpated means to be swept off your feet by someone you quite fancy.

It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.

From the 1942 film, Bambi:

Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.

For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!

You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!

And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.

And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!

And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”

Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”

Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.

It could happen to You! And You!

And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
The first time he looked at me with his cerulean blue eyes, I felt he could see into my soul. He peered deep into my emerald green eyes, I knew then that he was Twitterpated.

There was no going back after that.
Twitterpated by ForestFairy January 20, 2020

Twittertalia 

The members of the Hetalia fandom that have made twitter accounts to roleplay as certain characters. It's mostly crack roleplay but you do get the rare serious roleplayer as well.
The #worldtweeting on twittertalia accomplished nothing.

Those twittertalia roleplayers are weird

twitterfatigue 

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.
I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.
twitterfatigue by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

Twittergration

The Integration and convergence of Twitter into smart phones, notebooks and desktops, operating systems, platforms, browsers, software, apps, and other devices, that allow for seamless tweeting of any content as republication from a user's Twitter account. (ie mashup of Twitter and Integration)
Twittergration is becoming more and more common as Apps and content providers seek to push what they're pushing.

Alternate forms: Twittergrating, Twittergence
Twittergration by miunger April 12, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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