twiming

To waste large amounts of time using Twitter.

Dude 1: Have you seen Rob?
Dude 2: Yeah, he's been locked up twiming all day. He definitely needs to get out more.

by boredom1286 June 27, 2009

twifing

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!

by Candish September 4, 2016

twifing

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.

Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!

by Candish August 24, 2016

Call of Duty Timing

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

cod timing

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.

Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second”
Dan-“COD timing bro”

by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020

outta timing

a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.

But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.

by Trinilingo August 23, 2011

Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 30, 2007