twifuck

A twifuck is a term that refers to the obsessed bitches that cant stop talking about twilight. Despite the fact that the book lacks any real character development or definition.

"Hey, guess what, i just posted my new twilight remix on youtube!"

"holy shit? really? is it that edward cullins porno you posted lastweek?"

"uhhhhhh. no this one is the scene wher edward is sitting outside her house and he is SPARKLING."

"Cool!, go tell someone who gives a shit, twifuck."

twifuck by twitterbud5566 April 1, 2009

Words you can keep

Twitfuck

Written commentry of cybersex conducted infront of all your contacts on social networking site Twitter.

@me is banging on the kitchen table @you

@their is enjoying reading @me and @you's Twitfuck and wants to join in.

Twitfuck by Glittery Halo February 25, 2009

Related Words

twifuck • trifuckta • Trifuck • trifuckda • twitfuck • Taifuck • trifucka • trifuckedher • trifuckingmillionsome • Trifucktor

trifuckta

the act of sexually penetrating a female in the vagina, mouth, and ass in one night

Dude Debby is such a whore - she let me give her the trifuckta last night!

trifuckta by PlaysCopLeanRep September 8, 2010

trifucka

when a guy lays down and a girls sits on him (letting him eat her out) while another girl is sucking his dick but her legs are on the girls shoulders (the one letting him eat her out) and the girl sitting on the guy is eating out the girl sucking his dick.thus, making a triangle

Jimmy had a trifucka with Anne and Jill.

trifucka by XxBeastMODExX April 7, 2011

Twigfucked

A gay male who is known to be fucked up in some way and it would destroy you socially if you were associated with them in any way. The term originated with a guy who was known to enjoy being tied to a tree and fucked by a twig. Shortened versions include: twig/twiggy.

Don't go near Elliot, he's totally twigfucked

He's such a twiggy it's unreal

Twigfucked by TwinkyElliot&TwinkyDan December 29, 2018

twitfuckery

Performing acts or activities without putting any thought into potential outcomes.

Senseless acts of destruction being an example.

The rioters carried out their twitfuckery by destroying everything in sight.

The twitfuckery on the part of lawmakers in passing this legislation is unbelievable

twitfuckery by The_Woj November 9, 2021

Twitfucker

A person who in engages in senseless acts or performs activities without considering the resulting consequences.

It looks like a herd of twitfuckers came through and tipped all the trash cans last night.

That twitfuckers ate a $30 meal and left me no damn tip!

Twitfucker by The_Woj November 13, 2021

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

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