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A twifuck is a term that refers to the obsessed bitches that cant stop talking about twilight. Despite the fact that the book lacks any real character development or definition.
"Hey, guess what, i just posted my new twilight remix on youtube!"

"holy shit? really? is it that edward cullins porno you posted lastweek?"

"uhhhhhh. no this one is the scene wher edward is sitting outside her house and he is SPARKLING."

"Cool!, go tell someone who gives a shit, twifuck."
twifuck by twitterbud5566 April 1, 2009
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Twitfuck 

Written commentry of cybersex conducted infront of all your contacts on social networking site Twitter.
@me is banging on the kitchen table @you

@their is enjoying reading @me and @you's Twitfuck and wants to join in.
Twitfuck by Glittery Halo February 25, 2009

trifuckta 

the act of sexually penetrating a female in the vagina, mouth, and ass in one night
Dude Debby is such a whore - she let me give her the trifuckta last night!
trifuckta by PlaysCopLeanRep September 8, 2010

trifucka 

when a guy lays down and a girls sits on him (letting him eat her out) while another girl is sucking his dick but her legs are on the girls shoulders (the one letting him eat her out) and the girl sitting on the guy is eating out the girl sucking his dick.thus, making a triangle
Jimmy had a trifucka with Anne and Jill.
trifucka by XxBeastMODExX April 7, 2011

Twigfucked 

A gay male who is known to be fucked up in some way and it would destroy you socially if you were associated with them in any way. The term originated with a guy who was known to enjoy being tied to a tree and fucked by a twig. Shortened versions include: twig/twiggy.
Don't go near Elliot, he's totally twigfucked

He's such a twiggy it's unreal
Twigfucked by TwinkyElliot&TwinkyDan December 29, 2018

twitfuckery 

Performing acts or activities without putting any thought into potential outcomes.

Senseless acts of destruction being an example.
The rioters carried out their twitfuckery by destroying everything in sight.

The twitfuckery on the part of lawmakers in passing this legislation is unbelievable
twitfuckery by The_Woj November 9, 2021

Twitfucker 

A person who in engages in senseless acts or performs activities without considering the resulting consequences.
It looks like a herd of twitfuckers came through and tipped all the trash cans last night.

That twitfuckers ate a $30 meal and left me no damn tip!
Twitfucker by The_Woj November 13, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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