A twifuck is a term that refers to the obsessed bitches that cant stop talking about twilight. Despite the fact that the book lacks any real character development or definition.
"Hey, guess what, i just posted my new twilight remix on youtube!"
"holy shit? really? is it that edward cullins porno you posted lastweek?"
"uhhhhhh. no this one is the scene wher edward is sitting outside her house and he is SPARKLING."
"Cool!, go tell someone who gives a shit, twifuck."
when a guy lays down and a girls sits on him (letting him eat her out) while another girl is sucking his dick but her legs are on the girls shoulders (the one letting him eat her out) and the girl sitting on the guy is eating out the girl sucking his dick.thus, making a triangle
The simple combination of a Retard piece of fucking shlitz. MAny of these tarfuckslhitz exist in modern day society. Beware of the virus they spread though, tarfuckshlitz is the only existing disease that can penetrate any mind; This sucks more cock than elton john....This can be associated with my sibling andrew. This species will kill any intelligence known to mankind. Eliminate tarfuckshlitz, it is our only hope. It is very versatile and can be used as a noun, verb, adjective and interjection.
Ex:
Noun: That little tarfuckshlitz is dead Verb: Dude I just tarfuckshlitzed the toilet badly.
Adjective: That tarfuckshlitzing pedophile is wanted for murder.
Interjection: Jesus Fuckin Christ! Holy TARFUCKSHLITZ!
Christ, this is the worst case of tarfuckshlitz ive seen yet, you are officially a dipshitfucking moronic retarded bitch.