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Twitfucker

A person who in engages in senseless acts or performs activities without considering the resulting consequences.
It looks like a herd of twitfuckers came through and tipped all the trash cans last night.

That twitfuckers ate a $30 meal and left me no damn tip!
by The_Woj November 13, 2021
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titsuckers

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".
by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009
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Twitfuck

Written commentry of cybersex conducted infront of all your contacts on social networking site Twitter.
@me is banging on the kitchen table @you

@their is enjoying reading @me and @you's Twitfuck and wants to join in.
by Glittery Halo February 25, 2009
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TwitFlocker

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.
by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010
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titfucker

to have sexual intercourse by placing your penis between breasts and moving back and forth in a humping movement until you ejaculate.
I was called a titfucker after tittyfuckin a girl.
by Omega2 May 29, 2003
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twitfuckery

Performing acts or activities without putting any thought into potential outcomes.

Senseless acts of destruction being an example.
The rioters carried out their twitfuckery by destroying everything in sight.

The twitfuckery on the part of lawmakers in passing this legislation is unbelievable
by The_Woj November 9, 2021
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Twigfucked

A gay male who is known to be fucked up in some way and it would destroy you socially if you were associated with them in any way. The term originated with a guy who was known to enjoy being tied to a tree and fucked by a twig. Shortened versions include: twig/twiggy.
Don't go near Elliot, he's totally twigfucked

He's such a twiggy it's unreal
by TwinkyElliot&TwinkyDan December 29, 2018
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