twerpie

Someone whose borderline stupidity is such that they become more a sub-genus than a human.

Bill, a twerpie, was expected to injure himself tying his own shoe laces.

by rich8ch January 7, 2016

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

twerpectomy

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.

{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!

by Telephony February 19, 2015

twerpette

A female twerp. Notably used by Team Rocket to refer to Ash Ketchum's female travelling companions, such as Misty, May, Dawn, etc.

Jessie: I'm not gonna let that blue-haired twerpette win the ribbon! I'll win it.
Dawn (after winning the contest): Guess what, bitch - the ribbon is all mine!

by youtube sucks May 21, 2021

Twerpess

The female version of twerp, a silly or annoying woman or girl.

I hate her, she’s a twerpess

by ladyfzesimp February 21, 2022

werpie twerpies

Refering to someone who is clearly not having fun.

"He didn't cruise out tonight cuz he was all werpies twerpies."

"Dude, stop being werpie twerpies and just take that shot."

by WerpieTwerpies May 4, 2010

halfass-terpiece

One of many projects that started with great intentions and visions of grandeur , that have become halfass-terpiece quality

My wife doesn't even go in the basement anymore because it reminds her of any number halfass-terpiece ,creations await her.

by Tex in affect March 3, 2018