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TTD (Twitter transmitted disease) contracted when you are followed by a Twitter whore.
I just got Twerpes from this Twitter whore who is following 40,000 other people.
Twerpes by SB1 February 18, 2015
Words you can keep

state twerper 

Any state trooper thats an asshole.
Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.
state twerper by jpg3 August 14, 2011
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twerpectomy 

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
twerpectomy by Telephony February 19, 2015

Twerpess 

The female version of twerp, a silly or annoying woman or girl.
I hate her, she’s a twerpess
Twerpess by ladyfzesimp February 21, 2022

twerpette 

A female twerp. Notably used by Team Rocket to refer to Ash Ketchum's female travelling companions, such as Misty, May, Dawn, etc.
Jessie: I'm not gonna let that blue-haired twerpette win the ribbon! I'll win it.
Dawn (after winning the contest): Guess what, bitch - the ribbon is all mine!
twerpette by youtube sucks May 21, 2021

Mad twerps 

A person's ability to roll many joints.
"Yo man, Jennifer's got mad twerps"
Mad twerps by MarijuanaOfficial March 29, 2017

werpie twerpies

Refering to someone who is clearly not having fun.
"He didn't cruise out tonight cuz he was all werpies twerpies."

"Dude, stop being werpie twerpies and just take that shot."
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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