Twerping is when someone gets their rocks off by sitting in a warm bath, then they begin to fart. Then the individual will 'bite' at the fart bubbles or try catch them in their mouth.
This act can be enjoyed by couples, but is not always a solid foundation for a relationship.
This act can be enjoyed by couples, but is not always a solid foundation for a relationship.
Allison: So what are we gonna do tonight honey?
Bruce: Well dear, I'm going to run a bath and twerp for a few hours. I just had corned beef for lunch, so this should be the one I've been waiting for.
Allison: Do you still find me attractive? Can't I satisfy you anymore?
Bruce: Can't hear you dear! I'm twerping remember!?
Bruce: Well dear, I'm going to run a bath and twerp for a few hours. I just had corned beef for lunch, so this should be the one I've been waiting for.
Allison: Do you still find me attractive? Can't I satisfy you anymore?
Bruce: Can't hear you dear! I'm twerping remember!?
by FreeRaccoon September 22, 2009
Childish dancing done by an adult, trying to impress the audience as being sexy or cool...and failing.
Mylie Cyrus misspelled her dance routine at the 2013 MVA as twerking, when it was really twerping.
Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.
Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.
by Seen it all, liked some of it September 5, 2013
by Kewguy February 24, 2016
by Jon November 11, 2004
by sysvjbjr August 20, 2010
annoying "twerp" with a high pitch squel in your ear when you wake up in the morning feeling digusted to hear a pre-pubed boy singin and prancin like a balet and fat viking singin chick type combined.
by I-H8-U September 6, 2012