twelth 

You lost the f key while typing

Jim: Where the hell is my eph key??? This is the twelth time I lost it!!

Bob: Do you mean twelfth?

Jim: IT WAS YOU, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

twelth by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

twelth base 

the action of sniffing & sneezing, when you put your nose up someones back passage and sniff in the delightful aroma, then sneeve, unbleliavable pleasure.

"dude, i totally went to twelth base last night"
"dude, really, what even is that?"
"dude, she totally snotted up my ass"
"sweeeeeeeet"

twelth base by sniff&sneeze February 11, 2010

twelth man

Football (Soccer) term, referring to the crowd's power being so great to the point that they're almost a 12th player.

Delia Smith (quite embarrassingly) said: "This is a message for possibly the best supporters in the world. We need a twelth man. Where are you? Where are you?"

twelth man by Supersonic^ May 4, 2005

tweath 

false report of death, particularly of a celebrity, on Twitter; also evokes Mark Twain's "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

On June 29, 2009, Jeff Goldblum appeared on The Colbert Report to answer his own tweath.

The tweath of singer/songwriter Gordon Lightfoot occurred on February 18, 2010.

tweath by betajames May 17, 2010

Tweethole 

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.

Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.

Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them

Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.

Tweethearts by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010

twilth 

Acronym for "that's what I like to hear". An expression of approval and good news.

Me: I'm going to register to vote now
Coworker: Twilth.

Goku: TWILTH! Show me what you got!

twilth by brodella October 16, 2019