twelth

Jim: Where the hell is my eph key??? This is the twelth time I lost it!!

Bob: Do you mean twelfth?

Jim: IT WAS YOU, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

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twelth base

the action of sniffing & sneezing, when you put your nose up someones back passage and sniff in the delightful aroma, then sneeve, unbleliavable pleasure.

"dude, i totally went to twelth base last night"
"dude, really, what even is that?"
"dude, she totally snotted up my ass"
"sweeeeeeeet"

by sniff&sneeze February 11, 2010

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twelth man

Football (Soccer) term, referring to the crowd's power being so great to the point that they're almost a 12th player.

Delia Smith (quite embarrassingly) said: "This is a message for possibly the best supporters in the world. We need a twelth man. Where are you? Where are you?"

by Supersonic^ May 4, 2005

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tweath

false report of death, particularly of a celebrity, on Twitter; also evokes Mark Twain's "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

On June 29, 2009, Jeff Goldblum appeared on The Colbert Report to answer his own tweath.

The tweath of singer/songwriter Gordon Lightfoot occurred on February 18, 2010.

by betajames May 17, 2010

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A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.

Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.

by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

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