Twelfth

12 July.
A time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood and send their children out to cause roits.
Hmmm, very clever! NOT!

by davis longfellow June 6, 2003

twelfth

Ugliest word in the English language.

Just don't say twelfth. It's disgusting.

by FonekRucke November 23, 2010

twelfth

Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse, usually by heart attack.

Yeah I hit twelfth base last night. The funeral will be held this Saturday and the cops are still after me.

by ljfox4 March 3, 2009

Twelfth Base

Fucking a girl so hard she dies.

Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.

Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?

Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.

by Steve from Canada (1) February 4, 2010

twelfth night

A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.

"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i

by Romanshoes September 8, 2007

at the twelfth hour

too late.

You came at the twelfth hour. Everybody has already left for home.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2010

Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.

Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*

by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011