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tweath

false report of death, particularly of a celebrity, on Twitter; also evokes Mark Twain's "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"
On June 29, 2009, Jeff Goldblum appeared on The Colbert Report to answer his own tweath.

The tweath of singer/songwriter Gordon Lightfoot occurred on February 18, 2010.
by betajames May 17, 2010
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twathurt

Comes from the common term for butthurt, but with female use of the word. Or either way. Means someone gets hurt and feels disappointed or pissy super easily over something, can also mean a girl is PMSing and they are very sensitive at the time.
ex. ''okay we get it, your twathurt, so stop talking shit to make yourself feel better, bitch''
by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010
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Tweethole

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.
Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.
by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009
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Sneaky Teather

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.
by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010
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Teathenist

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen
Eric Cantor is a Teathenist
by jesterjester July 31, 2011
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tweater

verb \ˈtwēt-ər\

1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice

intransitive verb

1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery

2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>
I saw these direct messages on your Twitter account from some dude named Stanley. You are a tweater!!!!
by jimcolv October 11, 2012
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Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them
Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.
by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010
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