tweath
false report of death, particularly of a celebrity, on Twitter; also evokes Mark Twain's "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"
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twathurt
Comes from the common term for butthurt, but with female use of the word. Or either way. Means someone gets hurt and feels disappointed or pissy super easily over something, can also mean a girl is PMSing and they are very sensitive at the time.
twathurt by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010
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Tweethole
A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.
Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009
Sneaky Teather
When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.
Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010
Teathenist
Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen
Eric Cantor is a Teathenist
Teathenist by jesterjester July 31, 2011
tweater
verb \ˈtwēt-ər\
1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice
intransitive verb
1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery
2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>
1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice
intransitive verb
1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery
2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>
Tweethearts
A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them
Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.
Tweethearts by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010
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