tweath 

false report of death, particularly of a celebrity, on Twitter; also evokes Mark Twain's "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

On June 29, 2009, Jeff Goldblum appeared on The Colbert Report to answer his own tweath.

The tweath of singer/songwriter Gordon Lightfoot occurred on February 18, 2010.

tweath by betajames May 17, 2010

twathurt 

Comes from the common term for butthurt, but with female use of the word. Or either way. Means someone gets hurt and feels disappointed or pissy super easily over something, can also mean a girl is PMSing and they are very sensitive at the time.

ex. ''okay we get it, your twathurt, so stop talking shit to make yourself feel better, bitch''

twathurt by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010

Tweethole 

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.

Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.

Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

Sneaky Teather 

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.

Jen look out! He's about to pull a SNEAKY TEATHER!

Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010

Teathenist 

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathenist

Teathenist by jesterjester July 31, 2011

tweater

verb \ˈtwēt-ər\

1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice

intransitive verb

1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery

2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>

I saw these direct messages on your Twitter account from some dude named Stanley. You are a tweater!!!!

tweater by jimcolv October 11, 2012

Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them

Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.

Tweethearts by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010