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Twithdrawal 

Unbearably painful and traumatic physical and psychological symptoms that occur following the discontinuance of Twitter, whether voluntary (like that's going to happen) or by force.
@beverlism I clearly spend too much time tweeting my life. So, Twitter hiatus until next Monday. One super-sized serving of twithdrawal, coming up!
Twithdrawal by Beverlism November 10, 2009
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Twilghter 

A fan of the ever so popular Twilight as announced by MTV.
Becky: OMG! That girl is in love with Edward Cullen!
Ellen: I know. She is such a Twilghter!
Twilghter by The Tardis April 15, 2008

twitHijack 

The use of someone else's tweet, by rearranging it for humorous (best) or other purposes. Non malicious, often replied, RT, or via back to the originator. very effective with quotebots (tweeters who post quotes).
eg1: I had a bigmac for lunch at work.
twitHijack: I made big Mac work for lunch.
eg2: obstructing the doors can cause danger and be dangerous.
twitHijack: Obstruct the doors, cause danger, be dangerous.
twitHijack by fr3kysnail January 17, 2012

twithead 

A person who uses the website "twitter" frequently, in the belief that normal people are reading their constant updates.
The adolescent twithead spent all night updating his Twitter account to reflect his mood.
twithead by Twhater February 12, 2009
Noun. A series of tweets that are nonsensical.
95% of all tweeters produce twither.
twither by Spiff AH January 4, 2010

Twitthab 

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team to prevent more retarded tweets. He is in Twitthab.
Twitthab by backotruck November 12, 2011