tweezurbate 

The act of using tweezers to stimulate one's own genitals that are too small to properly stimulate by hand

"Your dick's so small that masturbation doesnt work for you-- you have to tweezurbate."

tweezurbate by dstramonium January 15, 2009

Tweeturbating 

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011

tweezerbation 

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

tweezerbation by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

TWEETERBATE 

FEMALE CLITORAL MASTURBATION

"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"

TWEETERBATE by mudderone602 March 26, 2009

Tweeterbate 

To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.

I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.

Tweeterbate by blonderedhead July 21, 2012

tweezeturbate 

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.

Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.

tweezeturbate by alex e February 7, 2005

Tweeturbation 

The act of tweeting yourself on purpose, or by accident.

Roy: @roy has some serious tweeturbation happening here!

Tweeturbation by wjrcoop October 11, 2012