tweezurbate
The act of using tweezers to stimulate one's own genitals that are too small to properly stimulate by hand
tweezurbate by dstramonium January 15, 2009
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Tweeturbating
Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011
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tweezerbation
tweezerbation by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005
TWEETERBATE
"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"
TWEETERBATE by mudderone602 March 26, 2009
Tweeterbate
To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.
I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.
Tweeterbate by blonderedhead July 21, 2012
tweezeturbate
when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.
Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.
tweezeturbate by alex e February 7, 2005
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Tweeturbation by wjrcoop October 11, 2012
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