tweezerbation 

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

tweezerbation by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

Tweetersation 

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.

Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!

Tweetersation by Psib93 November 3, 2009

Tweeturbation 

The act of tweeting yourself on purpose, or by accident.

Roy: @roy has some serious tweeturbation happening here!

Tweeturbation by wjrcoop October 11, 2012