by No_one_yet_everyone July 14, 2020
by erik September 9, 2004
A fat guy who doesn't have a life, and can't call pest control to get rid of a hedgehog. He spends billions of dollars to build robots in effort to destroy said hedgehog, but only sends them out one at a time. They commonly have:
Bad aiming LAZOR BEAMS PEWPEWPEW,
Conviniantly placed slot machines,
And easily ripped through armor.
He likes to kidnap little roadkill kissing girls for his own amusement, *coughElisecough* but then gives them back out of boredom or pity. He also likes to kidnap roadkill to lure hedgehogs into his lair, even though hedgehogs hate said roadkill but come in anyway.
Not a genuis even though he says he is.
Bad aiming LAZOR BEAMS PEWPEWPEW,
Conviniantly placed slot machines,
And easily ripped through armor.
He likes to kidnap little roadkill kissing girls for his own amusement, *coughElisecough* but then gives them back out of boredom or pity. He also likes to kidnap roadkill to lure hedgehogs into his lair, even though hedgehogs hate said roadkill but come in anyway.
Not a genuis even though he says he is.
by Pest Control October 29, 2007
The real eggman was some dude named Eric Burdon. But the eggman in the song I Am the Walrus is god-knows-who. Just enjoy the damn song.
by the walrus January 10, 2005
lyric in the beatles song i am the walrus.
inspired by a story john lennon heard about the animals frontman eric burdon. apparently while "entertaining" young ladies back stage mr burdon would crack an egg on the women's stomach as he finished, thus earning him the nickname the eggman.
inspired by a story john lennon heard about the animals frontman eric burdon. apparently while "entertaining" young ladies back stage mr burdon would crack an egg on the women's stomach as he finished, thus earning him the nickname the eggman.
by jonbg April 30, 2005
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"
- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"
- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
A chief player in the strange and cabalistic egg industry : one who specializes in eggs and egg products
by Lorn A. W. August 15, 2004