tweezeturbate

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.

Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.

by alex e February 7, 2005

tweezurbate

The act of using tweezers to stimulate one's own genitals that are too small to properly stimulate by hand

"Your dick's so small that masturbation doesnt work for you-- you have to tweezurbate."

by dstramonium January 15, 2009

tweetsturbate

You've just replied to yourself on Twitter...that's Tweetsturbating! (tweet/masturbation). Similar to writing on your own Wall on Facebook. It's a faux pas. It just isn't done.

Oh no, the Boss is on Twitter. How long til he tweetsturbates?

So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!

by kellybex January 21, 2011