tweezes

a wild variety of psilocybin mushrooms (hallucinogen)

Person1: Ay you got the hookup for the tweezes...
Person2: Yea let me get that for you.
Person1: Fasho.

by ashhleywils August 15, 2012

Tweezers

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.

According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.

by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018

Tweezering

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?

by 2inthePink December 4, 2014

Wo Tweeze

A place located in C-Bus or Worthington Ohio. Known on a National level for pwning noobs in RL (real life). The Wo Tweeze has very limited and specific criteria for joining. One must be colder than an ice cube and be a fan of teams such as The Ohio State University to be considered part of the Wo Tweeze. Activities such as drinking, smoking, fighting, raging, pwning especially grandview kids, sitting on the porch, steezing, listening to lil wayne, hooking up with girls, going to the billingsley resort, and raking in money like it was something to do all occur in the Wo Tweeze on a daily basis.

-Damn look how cool and confident those guys look they must be from the Wo Tweeze.

-Wo Tweeze will work your whole crew.

-Grandview kid: U Guys Suck

Wo Tweeze Member: Bitch. Dont make us show you what the Wo Tweeze is all about

-Whilst Drinking: What should we toast to? I know the Wo Tweeze.

by WoTweezePwnsNoobs December 6, 2009

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

tweeze off

The act of a man sexually stimulating himself to orgasm using only tweezers; often performed by those who require precision tools to find and handle their own genitals.

"Did you see Nick go into the attic with the porn mag and the tweezers?"

"Yeah, that's where he goes to tweeze off."

by Malachi Jr. July 18, 2009