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tweez my tits 

putting clips on a pair of tits
oh fuck! this feels so good. tweez my tits now
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Tweedledoofer 

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing
"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"
Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock 

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.
"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"
tweedlecock by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

Tweek Tweak 

Tweek Tweak is a character from South Park who is known for his messy blonde hair, and the fact that he is always twitching. He wears a green buttoned shirt which is usually bottoned up wrong. He is seen hanging around Craigs gang who consists of Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Token Black and Jimmy Valmer. Even though he is usually seen with Craig’s gang, he was once in Stans gang to replace Kenny McCormick when he died. Some people know him dude to the popular ship Creek, which became canon in the episode Tweek x Craig where the Asian girls drew yaoi of him and Craig Tucker. They have been seen holding hands and Craig even calls Tweek ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. It is seen in the episode Put it down that Tweek can play piano. A few of his personas include: Outlaw Tweek, Barbarian Tweek and Wonder Tweek
Tweek Tweak: Oh man! That is way too much pressure!!!
Tweek Tweak by Creek fan May 23, 2018

Tweezers 

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.
According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.
Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018

tape teezy 

A known Staten Island rapper, who is known for his amazing rhymes from the 314,303. He is the CEO of PL.co clothing brand and is a talented person in other things. He happens to be Filipino , smart , and dresses in all the freshest clothes such as Bape, Supreme , Diamond and much more. He is a quiet kid , but a really nice one and outgoing person outside of school. Constantly says "Hann" and "pretty legit if you ask me" if a non-annoying way.
person 1:Hey did you hear the new Tape Teezy mixtape?

person 2: Yeah , He reps the Shaolin island

TapeTeezy: Pretty Legit if you ask me...
tape teezy by TapeTeezy December 9, 2012
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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