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tweating off 

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)
I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

tweeting 

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"
tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

Trigger Treating 

A Halloween party where people are REQUIRED to wear costumes that SJWs would find "culturally offensive".
For the Trigger Treating party, Dick wore a sombrero and poncho, while Jane wore a slutty Pocahontas costume.

Tweaking 

Yo that crack head down the street was tweaking fighting the air earlier tripping
Tweaking by Vito June 9, 2017

Tweaking 

Somone tripping on a meth high. They are paranoid about staying up for a week straight seeing shadow people and such.
Yo that girl is tweaking yo
Tweaking by BigPimppin6906 April 20, 2018

Mug-A-Treating 

When unruly teenage children go out on Halloween night and steal the bags of candy from the younger children Trick-Or-Treating in the area.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.
{Carl}: Hey Jason, it's Halloween. Let's go out Mug-A-Treating later!
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?
Mug-A-Treating by Telephony October 29, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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