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Twathurt 

Twathurt: A term referring to women, feminized males (not necessarily homosexual), or directed towards any individual that one may feel fits the description of previously said labels as a derogatory me. Twathurt, describes when women and feminized males are offended, excessively complain, whimper, and in some cases conduct themselves out of spite.
Example: Why are you so twathurt? I told my neighbor this morning that she needs to either start keeping her dog out of my yard, or I’m going to get animal control to take him to the shelter, she bolted back into her house slamming the door all twathurt.
Twathurt by Arty1976 December 2, 2015

missed twatpurtunity 

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.
That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.
missed twatpurtunity by M80-5280 January 21, 2015

Twathurdler 

Twathurdler: (Twat) Hurdler

A twathurdler is someone known as a twat, or a pussy, or a cunt, but in a much worse way when paired with the word 'hurdler', insinuating that they hurdle twats. AKA get none, AKA jump over them, AKA 40 year old virgin.
Bro: I got shot but its okay you have to deal with me bleeding out n all and then im gonna force you to come and see my friend.

Bro2: Twathurdlery, thats what this is.
Twathurdler by Koresgold_ January 9, 2022
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