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false report of death, particularly of a celebrity, on Twitter; also evokes Mark Twain's "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"
On June 29, 2009, Jeff Goldblum appeared on The Colbert Report to answer his own tweath.

The tweath of singer/songwriter Gordon Lightfoot occurred on February 18, 2010.
tweath by betajames May 17, 2010
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Sneaky Teather 

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.
Jen look out! He's about to pull a SNEAKY TEATHER!
Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010

Teathenist 

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen
Eric Cantor is a Teathenist
Teathenist by jesterjester July 31, 2011

Treather 

threath·er
-noun
1. The correct spelling of the misspelled word "Treasure"
2. Usually requires you to stop.
3. Always located below you.

—Related forms
treath·er·a·ble, adjective
treath·ere·less, adjective
un·treath·er·a·ble, adjective
un·treath·ered, adjective
Muff 1: Yo dude! You better stop! There's treather below!
Muff 2: Ya thanks man! I see the treather!

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Treather by UberSharks October 25, 2010

treathwithkindness

the best fan account and the hottest layout on instagram !! also a lovely person and in her famous era. irina also has some of the funniest memes tbh </3
friend: did you see that treathwithkindness has changed their layout?

me: of course i did - it’s the sexiest thing i’ve seen all day!

Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.
While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.
Tokyo Teatherball by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010