tweaching 

Tweaching is a slang term for stressed-out teachers who instruct their course while "tweaking" on crystal meth.

"With the end of semester and holidays coming up I'm going to be tweaching all month to relieve some stress."

"Tweaching ruined my career"

tweaching by soulshaker425 December 3, 2009

Tweaching 

Teaching others how to use Twitter.

I'll be tweaching my peeps on how to formulate an appropriate tweet.

Tweaching by Tom T. Witter, Tweet E. Byrd August 21, 2009

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

Tweaking 

Tripping or doing something dumb

Yo that crack head down the street was tweaking fighting the air earlier tripping

Tweaking by Vito June 9, 2017

poon-trenching 

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency

Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.

poon-trenching by woodchipper April 29, 2008

Tweaking 

Somone tripping on a meth high. They are paranoid about staying up for a week straight seeing shadow people and such.

Yo that girl is tweaking yo

Tweaking by BigPimppin6906 April 20, 2018