twazer

Someone who avoids paying retail whenever possible, preferring to buy things locally from secondhand sources.

Molly has always been a twazer at heart, preferring to save money buying her clothes and books at local secondhand stores.

by biteoftoast February 17, 2015

twazzer

a womans vagina, description of a womans vagina

hbo is not tv. it is twazzervision.

by compudude86 February 7, 2006

Twazzer

Female genital area.

I accidently saw my grandmother's twazzer.

by Saffernellie August 8, 2009

twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 26, 2013

twater

Slang term for vaginal juices.

You can lead a horse to twater, but you can't make him ignore the stink.

by Nuprin November 22, 2004

Twaper

The nation's first all-Twitter newspaper, founded by the Asheville, NC, Mountain Xpress on April 1, 2009.

The beauty of the Twaper is that it doesn't get ink on your fingers.

by xpress ed April 1, 2009

Tazer

When someone stretches out all of their fingers and penetrates their hand into your side causing a tingling sensation. Most people add a sound to make it feel more realistic such as tsst!

I tried to punch him but that loser does nothing but Tazer people.

by Koala Raven April 3, 2011