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A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet
What a twatery that place is
twatery by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017
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Twattery 

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.
Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.
Twattery by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place
Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!
Pre Twattery by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

twater boarding 

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!
twater boarding by jconn88 August 26, 2013
Slang term for vaginal juices.
You can lead a horse to twater, but you can't make him ignore the stink.
twater by Nuprin November 22, 2004
The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.
Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?
twater by John Doe July 19, 2003
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