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A sexual act involving taking the "shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink) and dual-wielding. It is preformed by taking both hands and doing the "shocker" while your hands are crossed so the backs of your hands are touching. Then the tazer is finished by swiftly alternating hands back and forth while keeping your pinky fingers separated slightly to loosen up a female's sphincter to cause an electrifying sensation.
So I was about do this chick in the butt last night, but she was a little uncooperative, so I just gave her the tazer to loosen her up instead.
Tazer by Nokia Man February 7, 2009
Female cop: TAZER TAZER TAZER

* shoots black man with a 9mm Glock *
Tazer by Shmellzy_2 April 15, 2021
A tool used when doin' the PikachU!

Half of the name of a villain in the Marvel-universe
I used my dads tazer last night when I did the Pikachu on my girlfriend
Tazer by FuckingDuckOfDoom September 16, 2019

tazer dance 

is when you were unsuccessful of out running the cops you scream: "dont taze me bro", cop deploys his tazer gun and you dance
mwahahahahaha I made that nigga tazer dance last night

Tazer dick 

Dirty Cops.
That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!
Tazer dick by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

tazer yall ball sack 

ball sack
ima tazer yall ball sack
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Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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