Twatage

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The art of being an absolute twat.

"Well that is just twatage!"

Twatage by CHARLIE STRING November 17, 2016

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Twatage

The amount of "cat" a girl accidentally exposes.

A brief glimpse in a thong, she's flashing about a "40 Twatage". Full on staring into the eye of the beast is known as "Maximum Twatage"

Twatage by SinisterFate February 3, 2013

Related Words

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Twattage

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.

1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."

Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009

Twattage Cheese

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

Twattage Cheese by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009

twatbagel

A derogatory term used at UCSB.

Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.

twatbagel by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009

Her Royal Twattage

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.

Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.

Her Royal Twattage by Ms. Smack Down May 22, 2010

twattage

1. Gunk discharged from the twat.
2. Just plain bullshit.

1. My bush is sooo full of twattage.
2. Bush is sooo full of twattage.

twattage by cassysquirrl June 2, 2004

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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