twatpack

A clutch of twats (womans genitalia) more than one twat, other wise known as a bunch of cunts

watch out here comes the twatpack

by johnfannyloz December 30, 2006

Twatpack

A small rucksack with a velvet and/or tribal pattern on it, typically carried by those wishing to appear hipster/indie.

Person A: "She thinks she is so cool carrying that velvet tribal patterned rucksack"

Person B: "Yeah, she definitely thinks her twatpack is the one"

by The Egregious Bone October 5, 2012

twatpacker

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.

Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

by 12916studios December 7, 2007

twatsack

1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.

2. A womans pants.

1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'

2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'

by doombadger April 26, 2010

twatpacker

badly behaving / whining backpacker

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.

by U8IK December 20, 2009

Twatracket

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009