twatpack
watch out here comes the twatpack
twatpack by johnfannyloz December 30, 2006
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Twatpack
A small rucksack with a velvet and/or tribal pattern on it, typically carried by those wishing to appear hipster/indie.
Person A: "She thinks she is so cool carrying that velvet tribal patterned rucksack"
Person B: "Yeah, she definitely thinks her twatpack is the one"
Person B: "Yeah, she definitely thinks her twatpack is the one"
Twatpack by The Egregious Bone October 5, 2012
Related Words
twatpacker • twat pack • twatpickle • Twatracket • twat pocket • twat sack • Twat Jacket • twat spackle
twatpacker
Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.
twatpacker by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016
twatpocket
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007
twatsack
1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.
2. A womans pants.
2. A womans pants.
1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'
2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'
2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
twatsack by doombadger April 26, 2010
twatpacker
Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.
twatpacker by U8IK December 20, 2009
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B)
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A)
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B)
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