Twatpack

A small rucksack with a velvet and/or tribal pattern on it, typically carried by those wishing to appear hipster/indie.

Person A: "She thinks she is so cool carrying that velvet tribal patterned rucksack"

Person B: "Yeah, she definitely thinks her twatpack is the one"

by The Egregious Bone October 05, 2012

twatpacker

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.

Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

twatpack

A clutch of twats (womans genitalia) more than one twat, other wise known as a bunch of cunts

watch out here comes the twatpack

by johnfannyloz December 30, 2006

twatpacker

badly behaving / whining backpacker

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.

by U8IK December 20, 2009

twatpacker

An sexually-active heterosexual male. Contrast with fudgepacker.

Shane got off with another bloke? Weird. I'd always had him down as a through-and-through twatpacker.

by The Definitive Definer January 03, 2010