twatometer

When a person gets the impression that someone is acting like a complete bitch.

What a bitch! She is registering pretty high on the twatometer.

by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009

Tacometer

(n) tac-o-me-ter
•It is a small device used to precisely measure the percentage of taco in the air.

The air is 36% taco, according to our tacometer! We have to get out of here!!

by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018

tapometer

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

by Davododger June 7, 2007

Tomatometer

The ratings scale of Rotten Tomatoes that measures the percentage of (approved) movie critics who gave the movie a positive review.

"Iron Man" scored a 93% on the Tomatometer, but only had a user rating of 91%.

by AdmiralPercy May 6, 2015

tacometer (Tm)

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.

Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!

by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

titometer

A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.

1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"

-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."

-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010

Twatametrician

n. an individual who decides whether to bury his tubemeat only after obtaining his prospect's twatlog

"Twatametricians don't frequent the well nearly as often, but you don't see their cocks falling off either now do you?"

by Amnfamy September 12, 2009