twatometer
twatometer by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009
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Tacometer
Tacometer by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018
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tapometer
A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007
Tomatometer
The ratings scale of Rotten Tomatoes that measures the percentage of (approved) movie critics who gave the movie a positive review.
Tomatometer by AdmiralPercy May 6, 2015
tacometer (Tm)
A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.
tacometer (Tm) by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005
titometer
A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.
1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"
-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."
-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"
-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."
-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.
titometer by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010
Twatametrician
n. an individual who decides whether to bury his tubemeat only after obtaining his prospect's twatlog
"Twatametricians don't frequent the well nearly as often, but you don't see their cocks falling off either now do you?"
Twatametrician by Amnfamy September 12, 2009
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