Definitions by AdmiralPercy

Russian candy cane 

When a dude 69's a girl who's on her period, then you make out with your jizz in her mouth in her blood in yours

You're on your period? That's fine, it's Christmas time and everybody likes a Russian candy cane.

Russian candy cane by AdmiralPercy November 14, 2020

ditchman 

A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.

Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.

ditchman by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017

Urbdicker 

The type of nerd that submits definitions to the Urban Dictionary. They're usually dicks. Probably named Chuck

'Hey, I think a 'cucker' is the guy doing the fucking during cuck.'
'Does the Urban Dictionary support that?'
'It will in five minutes.'
'You're a fucking urbdicker, Chuck.'

Urbdicker by AdmiralPercy January 18, 2017

Calvin and Hobbes effect 

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

Calvin and Hobbes effect by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016

masculingerie 

Mens, or "manly", lingerie.

Guy: I don't have any spandex or silk masculingerie, but I do have a pair of boxers with Stewie's face on them.

Girl: *drops her pants*

masculingerie by AdmiralPercy July 14, 2016

Wikigap 

The rabbit hole you fall into when you look up one thing, and end up falling deeper and deeper into online information (originates from, but is not limited to, Wikipedia) .

Did you finish your paper on dirt last night?

No, I fell into the Wikigap and just read everything. Plus side, I know the mohs hardness rating of aluminum now.

Wikigap by AdmiralPercy May 27, 2016

Tomatometer 

The ratings scale of Rotten Tomatoes that measures the percentage of (approved) movie critics who gave the movie a positive review.

"Iron Man" scored a 93% on the Tomatometer, but only had a user rating of 91%.

Tomatometer by AdmiralPercy May 6, 2015