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tacometer (Tm) 

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.
Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!
tacometer (Tm) by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

tapometer 

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007

twatometer 

When a person gets the impression that someone is acting like a complete bitch.
What a bitch! She is registering pretty high on the twatometer.
twatometer by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009
A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.
1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"

-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."

-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.

Tacoterian 

I can't stand to go to lunch with Tim. He's a Tacoterian.
Tacoterian by Paul August 23, 2004

tachymeter 

A tachymeter (also tachymetre or tacheometer) is a kind of theodolite used for rapid measurements and determines, electronically or electro-optically, the distance to target, and is highly automated in its operations. Tachymeters are often used in surveying.
tachymeter in watches!!
tachymeter by Shekhar August 26, 2007